(NEWSER) – A Michigan lawyer is giving out an unconventional Valentine's Day gift: a freebie divorce. Walter H. Bentley III is running a contest on his website, and will help the lucky man or lady who tells "the most compelling and convincing story" of why he or she needs to split do just that, reports ABC News. What kind of a tale is he looking for? How about a terminal one! "Somebody diagnosed with cancer," he gives as an example. "Maybe that's one reason their spouse no longer wants to be with them."