In many parts of life, you favor function over fashion. And there's other times you put fashion over function.
This woman clearly missed the mark here when she decides to take a ride on a speedboat and gets all dolled up for the occasion.
She realizes from the get-go that putting on a pair of massive fake eyelashes was a terrible decision after the wind from the ride threatens to tear off her eyelids.
I can't tell for certain but it looks like she might also be wearing tinted contact lenses. Just a multitude of bad choices were made before hopping on the boat.